My favourite exhange was when Jesus was like, "one of ya'll gonna betray me." Peter: nudges John "ask him who" John [leaning back]: "who it be Jesus?" Jesus: "Traitor gets this dipped piece of bread" Jesus hands it Judas Judas leaves ASAP And all the disciples assume Judas goes off to serve the poor or something.
It's only because Jesus had his own pad where they could crash and throw multiple parties. Jesus would be gone, sometimes up to three days so, they could get away with murder.
Not to mention the unlimited booze too. Dude could get chicks pregnant by just looking at them. Says he learned it from his dad. It was fine until Judus tried to get Jesus into Amway and then reported him to the cops over a couple of small weed plants in his garage.
Dude was just being a bitch because Jesus beat him at street fighter 2 turbo by spamming yoga fire. Don't hate the player dog, hate the game. Anyways, he should be back any day now
melyop on March 19th, 2018 at 04:44 UTC »
But only 11 good friends...
yesthisisJohnhullo on March 19th, 2018 at 05:18 UTC »
My favourite exhange was when Jesus was like, "one of ya'll gonna betray me." Peter: nudges John "ask him who" John [leaning back]: "who it be Jesus?" Jesus: "Traitor gets this dipped piece of bread" Jesus hands it Judas Judas leaves ASAP And all the disciples assume Judas goes off to serve the poor or something.
superbuttpiss on March 19th, 2018 at 05:26 UTC »
It's only because Jesus had his own pad where they could crash and throw multiple parties. Jesus would be gone, sometimes up to three days so, they could get away with murder.
Not to mention the unlimited booze too. Dude could get chicks pregnant by just looking at them. Says he learned it from his dad. It was fine until Judus tried to get Jesus into Amway and then reported him to the cops over a couple of small weed plants in his garage.
Dude was just being a bitch because Jesus beat him at street fighter 2 turbo by spamming yoga fire. Don't hate the player dog, hate the game. Anyways, he should be back any day now