In my country, churches has a room called "VÃ¥benhus" which means "Weapon house" which is a prehistoric thing from back when everyone were carrying a weapon here aswell. The "Weapon house" was where you placed your weapons so you didn't bring them into church.
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
ApparentlyJesus on March 7th, 2018 at 13:21 UTC »
Is this pic from a christian extremist rally? Or is it just some old woman holding an AR?
DemoralizingMale on March 7th, 2018 at 16:04 UTC »
In my country, churches has a room called "VÃ¥benhus" which means "Weapon house" which is a prehistoric thing from back when everyone were carrying a weapon here aswell. The "Weapon house" was where you placed your weapons so you didn't bring them into church.
snowbyrd238 on March 7th, 2018 at 16:27 UTC »
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."