You shouldn't be allowed to have a wedding until you've already been married for 5 years. Prove you're not wasting our time and money by going to this. I have a friend that got married and between plane ticket, tux rental, and a gift it cost me $1,000 to go to his wedding. He was divorced in 2 years. So essentially, I just dropped a grand to give a Crock-Pot to someone I'm not allowed to like anymore. That's a shit investment. And if you split up after having a destination wedding? That divorce shouldn't be legally finalized until you go down on everyone that attended. You two don't get to finish until we all do.
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NatBaimel on February 10th, 2018 at 16:08 UTC »
You shouldn't be allowed to have a wedding until you've already been married for 5 years. Prove you're not wasting our time and money by going to this. I have a friend that got married and between plane ticket, tux rental, and a gift it cost me $1,000 to go to his wedding. He was divorced in 2 years. So essentially, I just dropped a grand to give a Crock-Pot to someone I'm not allowed to like anymore. That's a shit investment. And if you split up after having a destination wedding? That divorce shouldn't be legally finalized until you go down on everyone that attended. You two don't get to finish until we all do.
PLUG: My debut stand-up album will be released on February 23rd but is available for pre-order right now on iTunes and on Amazon. So if you'd like to hear how this joke or dozens of others I've posted in this sub over the years sounds out loud, this is the best option. Otherwise, see y'all on twitter and Instagram. Thanks! <3
PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES on February 10th, 2018 at 16:43 UTC »
Damn son. You’ve set a high bar here. Great title, great joke, and great follow-up comment. Nice work!
R_Euphrates on February 10th, 2018 at 18:28 UTC »
Yup. Gotta get that "practice marriage" out of the way.