"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
TooShiftyForYou on January 6th, 2018 at 21:13 UTC »
"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
Actual tweets earlier today.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
AskMeForADadJoke on January 6th, 2018 at 21:19 UTC »
I prefer this one
Edit: A dad joke for the 30 requests I just got:
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
He needed to raise some dough.
koalas_arent_bears on January 6th, 2018 at 22:14 UTC »
ignores the obvious american
Yep, Malcolm looks ridiculous grabbing at Duterte.