At least he recognized it. My ex-father in law insisted we all came from micro-orgasms and never realized what he said. (He meant micro-organisms and I don’t know what he was talking about anyway, he liked to talk.)
This reminds me of something i did a few months ago with my two year old daughter.
She's obsessed with Mickey Mouse and the gang. She has the Minnie Mouse piggy bank and she likes to run around and find coins and put them in the slot. Well the hot dog song came on from the tv show and shes going around asking for coins. She likes to dance to this song a lot so i tell her dance because she does the cutest dances ever. She insisted on getting these coins first. So I say, without even thinking, "if you want these coins you have to dance for them". And immediately as the words came out of my mouth i realized what i had just said to my daughter. My ex gives me a strange look like what did you just say. So my daighter starts dancing. And i quickly tell her "stop dancing. You dont ever have to dance for money" and i give her the coins to put in her piggy bank.
Edit: alot of spelling errors. Sorry im on mobile.
Ragethekid on January 3rd, 2018 at 13:29 UTC »
He shoulda said "pause"
Pm-Me-Owls on January 3rd, 2018 at 13:34 UTC »
At least he recognized it. My ex-father in law insisted we all came from micro-orgasms and never realized what he said. (He meant micro-organisms and I don’t know what he was talking about anyway, he liked to talk.)
upgraydd54 on January 3rd, 2018 at 15:43 UTC »
This reminds me of something i did a few months ago with my two year old daughter.
She's obsessed with Mickey Mouse and the gang. She has the Minnie Mouse piggy bank and she likes to run around and find coins and put them in the slot. Well the hot dog song came on from the tv show and shes going around asking for coins. She likes to dance to this song a lot so i tell her dance because she does the cutest dances ever. She insisted on getting these coins first. So I say, without even thinking, "if you want these coins you have to dance for them". And immediately as the words came out of my mouth i realized what i had just said to my daughter. My ex gives me a strange look like what did you just say. So my daighter starts dancing. And i quickly tell her "stop dancing. You dont ever have to dance for money" and i give her the coins to put in her piggy bank.
Edit: alot of spelling errors. Sorry im on mobile.