Mondayslasagna on November 23rd, 2017 at 17:50 UTC »
“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful turkeys — I just start eating them, it’s like a magnet. Just eat. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything - grab 'em by the waddle."
jef_snow on November 23rd, 2017 at 17:53 UTC »
"I moved on her ... I tried to pluck her like a bitch"
Rhaifa on November 23rd, 2017 at 19:48 UTC »
He's afraid it'll try to kill him like that eagle did.
Mondayslasagna on November 23rd, 2017 at 17:50 UTC »
“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful turkeys — I just start eating them, it’s like a magnet. Just eat. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything - grab 'em by the waddle."
jef_snow on November 23rd, 2017 at 17:53 UTC »
"I moved on her ... I tried to pluck her like a bitch"
Rhaifa on November 23rd, 2017 at 19:48 UTC »
He's afraid it'll try to kill him like that eagle did.