The Daily Populous

Saturday August 12nd, 2017 night edition

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His story begins in Mozambique, where one day he decided to fuck a coconut as a way of diversifying his masturbation routine.

I end up grabbing the coconut drill and through 20ish minutes of concerted effort end up creating a hole large enough for me to stick my porker into.

Despite his deduction that it emanated from the come-filled coconut, he decided it was still good for one last fap.

Puzzled, I pull my cock out to discover that it is COVERED in rotted and moldy butter and semen and TEEMING WITH TINY FUCKING MAGGOTS.

They were wriggling all over my dick head and some were even trying to force their way up into my urethra.

Of note is the dude who broke a toe while fucking a watermelon and another who ended up fucking a kiwi in his attempt to fuck a coconut.

Just look at this man who burned himself cooking while reading stories of coconut fucking. »

Big brother is here, and his name is Facebook

Authored by thenextweb.com

It is now 2017, and while we do not exactly have a Big Brother persona governing us, the Orwellian scenario is pretty much familiar.

Rather, our loss of privacy and Big Brother’s influence on us are brought about by none other than our penchant for sharing on social media.

And with the rise of social media, that cycle means we are now moving again toward loss of privacy. »

'You are swine and infidels' . . . secret insults at wedding blessing in paradise

Authored by telegraph.co.uk

Your marriage is not a valid one," he intoned as the couple held up their hands in prayer, blissfully unaware of what was being said.

Dismissing them as pork-eating "infidels", the employee went on: "You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage.

The video has caused uproar in the Maldives, a nation heavily dependent on tourism, and the government ordered a police investigation. »

Handheld spectral analyzer turns smartphone into diagnostic tool

Authored by bioengineering.illinois.edu

Researchers at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign have developed technology that enables a smartphone to perform lab-grade medical diagnostic tests that typically require large, expensive instruments.

Costing only $550, the spectral transmission-reflectance-intensity (TRI)-Analyzer from Bioengineering and Electrical & Computer Engineering Professor Brian Cunningham’s lab attaches to a smartphone and analyzes patient blood, urine, or saliva samples as reliably as clinic-based instruments that cost thousands of dollars.

“Our TRI Analyzer is like the Swiss Army knife of biosensing,” said Cunningham, the Donald Biggar Willett Professor of Engineering and director of the Micro + Nanotechnology Lab at Illinois. »

North Korea: China urges Trump not to worsen situation

Authored by bbc.com
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China's President Xi Jinping has urged Donald Trump and North Korea to avoid "words and actions" that worsen tensions, state media say.

Mr Trump and North Korea have been exchanging hostile rhetoric, with the US president threatening to rain "fire and fury" on the North.

President Trump has previously chided China for not reining in North Korea, saying it could do "a lot more". »