His story begins in Mozambique, where one day he decided to fuck a coconut as a way of diversifying his masturbation routine.
I end up grabbing the coconut drill and through 20ish minutes of concerted effort end up creating a hole large enough for me to stick my porker into.
Despite his deduction that it emanated from the come-filled coconut, he decided it was still good for one last fap.
Puzzled, I pull my cock out to discover that it is COVERED in rotted and moldy butter and semen and TEEMING WITH TINY FUCKING MAGGOTS.
They were wriggling all over my dick head and some were even trying to force their way up into my urethra.
Of note is the dude who broke a toe while fucking a watermelon and another who ended up fucking a kiwi in his attempt to fuck a coconut.
Just look at this man who burned himself cooking while reading stories of coconut fucking. »